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Well Known Proverbs

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may...

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~~~ Kids' Letters to God ~~~

~~~ Kids' Letters to God ~~~ Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? - Jane Dear God, I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying. - Elliot...

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Cute Signs

Plumber: "We repair what your husband Fixed." Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one Weak." At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout." Door of a plastic surgeons...

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Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language? Lets be honest English is a quite stupid language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither...

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Blind Benny

An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny. The man asked for help. The farmer said...

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Top Ten Ways to Tell if Martha Stewart is Stalking Your Dog:

Top Ten Ways to Tell if Martha Stewart is Stalking Your Dog: 10. There's potpourri hanging from your pooch's collar. 9. The dog's nails have been trimmed with pinking shears. 8. The dog toys are all...

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Finding the Perfect man..............

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes....

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Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me Why my house is such a mess. He asked if I'd been 'computering', And I had to answer "yes." He told me to get off my fanny And tidy up the house. And so I started cleaning...

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The Thimble

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The...

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Murphy's Horse Laws

Murphy's Horse Laws There is no such thing as a sterile barn cat. No one ever notices how you ride until you fall off. The least useful horse in your barn will eat the most, require shoes every four...

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Movies for Horse Lovers

Movies for Horse Lovers Citizen Mane Withering Heights The Bridle of Frankenstein Gentlemen Prefer Palominos Prances with Hooves For Whom the Belgian Toils Rein Man Lawrence the Arabian Stall Wars The...

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Honest Harry's New & Used horses

SAVE GAS - RIDE A HORSE! Author Unknown HONEST HARRY'S NEW & USED HORSES I can save you money on gas! Alright folks, step right up! You don't want to pay $4.69 for gas, no problem, I have the...

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Crazy Crosses

Tennessee Walking Horse X Friesian = Walking Freezer Quarter Horse X Halflinger = Three-Quarter Horse Mustang X Bashkir= Mustache Vlaamperd X Shire = Vampire Quarter horse X Warmblood= warm horse...

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If horses were software

If horses were software..... A letter to tech support Dear Tech Support, Recently I purchased and installed Horse 1.0. I soon noticed that this program appears to have numerous glitches. For instance,...

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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips...

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How can you tell

Wanna know what a nerves redneck looks like? He has a House Payment Truck Payment Wife & Girlfriend And they are all a month LATE

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Sad News

SAD NEWS... Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the...

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A Cup of Tea

Cup of tea. One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little "tea set" as a get well gift, and it was one of my favorite toys....

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Defining Horse & Rider

Defining Horse & Rider The Riders: Natural Horsemanship devotee looks like a throwback from a Texas ranch, despite the fact that he grew up in the suburbs of NJ. Rope coiled loosely in hand (don't...

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Blondes Brunettes and Redheads

You might be a horse lover if you refer to blondes, brunettes and redheads as palominos, chestnuts and sorrels.

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